Published in Carnage House: a Splatter Friendly Web ‘Zine
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Hey.
It’s me.
The ghost haunting your one-bedroom Queens apartment.
Yeah, so, I know I usually keep to the hall closet where you store the vacuum you don’t use enough; or to the inside of the walls, where I bang on rusty pipes and make sighing noises; or, that one time, to the medicine cabinet, so that you saw me in the mirror when you got out of the shower and wiped the steam away and screamed and then almost fainted. But I’ve materialized in front of you today for something much more important than parlor tricks, Patricia.
That’s right. Your utter lack of anything close to housekeeping. And I mean like utter lack.
This is a goddamn intervention.
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